The coffee math.
one $6.45 latte, every weekday
a whole week of Moonbucks
Less than $1 a day to know what’s moving.
The record is public.
44 wins · 8 losses · 17 moons hit · all replayed against real market data.
Every alert, followed. Here’s the result.
A $10,000 portfolio that took every alert, measured against the S&P 500.
$10,000 · the last 90 days · every alert taken
Simulated results, not real returns.
Now $14,306 · S&P 500 -0.01% · +43.1 pts ahead
15 wins · 1 loss · 20 of 37 alerts taken
See our mathFour positions at a time · 25% each · 0.10% slippage per side · no commissions · fractional shares. Simulated. Past performance doesn’t predict future results.
How Moonbucks works
We filter the noise. Moonbucks boils down thousands of data points — prices, headlines, social posts, even the strength of the words people use — into one read: is the market bold, or scared? Then it follows the smart money down to the sector level and hands you today’s move: buy, take profits, play defense, or wait. Built for people with a day job. Two minutes, plain English.
No action is a decision too. Example shown for illustration.
Here’s what lands on your phone.
A paragraph, not a chart. If you can read a text message, you can read a Moonbucks alert.
ASTS has been building quietly for three weeks — more buyers than sellers while the price barely moved. Today it broke out of that range on more than twice its normal trading volume, and the big money looks to be adding, not selling. It’s rising without looking overheated. Our desk rates this a Tier-A Steady setup. Buy zone: $33.90–$34.30.
Built for busy investors. Not chart nerds.
Analyst-vetted before publish
Algorithms surface candidates. Our analyst desk eyeballs every single one before it hits your inbox — so the noisy ones never make the cut.
Real-time screener dashboard
Our desk continuously scans the U.S. market, ranks what’s heating up in real time, and surfaces only the setups that clear every filter.
Battle-tested edge
Every model is stress-tested against 12+ months of live market conditions before it publishes a single alert.
Plain-English alerts
Every alert tells you the story: what’s firing, what the market backdrop looks like, and our conviction level — in a paragraph, not a chart.
Less than a cup of coffee.
No lock-in. Cancel anytime in two clicks — your access runs to the end of the period you’ve paid for. Alerts are delivered live, so paid periods aren’t refunded.
| Feature | Moonbucks $14.99/mo | Others $19–47/mo |
|---|---|---|
| Every alert reviewed by a human before publish | ||
| Live, ongoing track record (not a back-test) | ||
| Public per-trade audit — every win AND loss | ||
| $10K portfolio simulation you can inspect | ||
| Plain-English alert (paragraph, not chart) | ||
| Analyst-vetted BUY shortlist | ||
| Push + email + Discord delivery | ||
| Cancel anytime |
Comparison based on the four most-searched stock-alert services (Finviz Elite, Mindful Trader, SwingTradeBot, Stock Alarm). Moonbucks is educational — not investment advice.
Disclaimer: Moonbucks is for educational purposes. Not investment advice. Past performance is not predictive of future results.
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